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Welcome to NOT for KIDS! TV - For
those of you who thought this was a porn site, shame on you!
Unfortunately, you won't find any porn on this site at all, so either
continue surfing or put it back in your pants for now, and watch the
videos we DO have here!
THE PREMISE:
You've been hired by some new,
cable access channel to produce a weekly kid's show. It's an ongoing
process that will hopefully see you developing many shows with
various segments. You've been given a budget of $50 and you have to
spread that over staff, writers, actors, crew, sets, props and
anything else you can think of. You want to make a really good
impression, so you basically hire people that are willing to work for
nothing. Of course, you get what you pay for.
THE PEOPLE:
You can either watch the Episodes
right away, or learn more about the hosts on the Bio's page. In fact,
you can do whatever you want. Imagine that.
THE POINT:
Ok, there really is no point. This
site, and ALL it's content, are purely fictitious, and any
resemblance to an actual kid's show and/or any person, living or
dead, is purely unintentional. Just enjoy the site!
Well... you FINALLY made it! Good for you! As you'll see, to the left are yellow circles with words in them. If your eyes are too old to read the words, simply hold your mouse pointer over a button, and magically, a little text-box will appear with more details. Those words correspond directly to the content implied by the very word itself. It's like a paradox, but don't stress about that now, this aint no educational site! No indeed! In fact, quite the opposite... we want you to have a good, yet twisted, uneducational experience here! So sit back, turn on your speakers and enjoy this website.