Well, we figured you might want to contact us for some reason, so we constructed this highly-sophisticated page, whereby you simply click on the name and then send a message. Honestly, we've worked our magic here and paid our web guys thousands of dollars so that when you click on a name, your freaking email program will open up and K'BANG... you're all set to write your message. Isn't technology wonderful? Our web guys said it was one of the most complicated things they've ever done. But they really love the work. They've all got big homes and fancy cars and they can take extended vacations... we really like the work they do, even if sometimes it takes a few months for an update or two. Ok, enough about that. Like we already said, just click on the name below, and send away!

Oh... one more thing. You might want to put who it is you're emailing, as everybody has the same address. What did you expect? We only have so much money!

Email Cowboy Bob

Email Dr. Ludwig Van Vlaaden

Email Fran Papkin

Email Gene Soleil

Email Marty Schmanski

Email Mavis Bleach

Email Vinnie Vendivicci

OR

Click here to contact some managerial type at NOT for KIDS!

Click here to contact our web guys (please allow 6 - 8 months for a response)