Hey there... how about filling-in yet another form? Look, this one is REALLY important okay? We're serious... if enough people don't complete this form by next Thursday, we could lose our position at the yacht club, and Bongo just had his ear-hairs waxed (by the way... he's single, ladies). Don't disappoint Bongo, or the rest of humanity for that matter... PLEASE fill this one, little, VERY IMPORTANT form out NOW... PLEASE!!!!!

 

Please tell us where on Earth you're from...

 

CITY:

 

COUNTRY:

 

Are you male (boy) or female (girl)?

MALE     FEMALE

 

If you know it, please tell us your age:

(hint: check your driver's licence)

 
18-25

26-35

36-45

46-55

56-65

66-75

Too damned old to care

We are NOT asking for your email address in this survey, so you will NOT be getting hundreds of offers from some freaking clearing house trying to sell you magazines or butcher-knife sets, although we have a really nice set in the office if you're interested.

 

Anyway... for our dear, sweet advertisers, please list a few of your interests:

 

Entertainment
Music
Computers
Aviation
UFO's / Aliens
Sports
Business
Books
Social Events
Self Development
Politics
Travel
Clothing
Food
Lifestyle Issues
Animals & Nature

 

Finally, how did you hear about NOT for KIDS?