We here at NOT for KIDS! love to get mail. We really do! So we just figure that everybody else does too! Look at it this way... at least we're ASKING you if you want us to have your email address! We don't have cookies that snatch your address the second you come here, so unless you give it to us, we'll never have it. And if we don't have it, how the heck are we gonna send you updates and stuff like that? How will you know when we've added content or changed something or just had our collective hair done? You won't! So don't be stubborn... just complete the one-line form below (oh gosh... a whole line... you'll be sitting there forever!), click 'SUBMIT' and then go do whatever it is you do after filling out forms on the internet. How should we know?