You've watched their segments... you've read their bio's... don't you feel like you've been friends for years? What about feeling like you've at least grabbed a burger once or twice? Whatever... that's not the point!

Here is a golden opportunity for you! Take a minute and ask one of our experts below any question you want to, and if they decide to answer you, consider yourself extremely lucky! Just use your mouse to position the personality you want, so that their picture is roughly in the middle of the screen. Then ask away. Isn't that simply amazing?!

 Ask Cowboy Bob anything about safety!

Ask Dr. Ludwig Van Vlaaden anything about science!

Ask Fran Papkin anything about arts and crafts!

Ask Gene Soleil anything about music!

Ask Marty Schmanski anything about the law or used cars!

Ask Mavis Bleach anything about English!

 Ask Vinnie Vendivicci anything about field trips!