Okay... this question has plagued mankind ever since the dryer was invented, whenever that was. So, bearing that in mind, one must assume that the dryer is the culprit. But why? Have you ever stopped to think about what a freaking dryer would want with the odd sock? What's the point? Are socks like drugs to dryers? Do they just need their "fix" every now and then? Or is there some deep, communist plot to eventually deplete the world of socks? Or perhaps, just the opposite, maybe the dryer manufacturers have a secret deal with sock manufacturers to keep the demand high! Ya, that's it! Holy s*%t, we figured it out!

Now that you know the truth, it is your responsibility to share what you know with the rest of the world. We'd do it, but seriously, you should see these piles of papers on our desks. We just don't have the time to make big signs and protest in front of various city halls, shouting to the masses, "DON'T BE FOOLED BY DRYERS! THE ESTABLISHMENT IS BEHIND IT! DOWN WITH THE SOCK ESTABLISHMENT! DOWN WITH THE SOCK ESTABLISHMENT!".

So... if you'll excuse us, we have work to do. You go ahead, call some friends, make some signs and be sure to let us know how things go.