A Brief History of NotForKidsTV We are the producers of several award-winning children's educational TV shows. In order to make this website public, our identity cannot be revealed. In May of 2003, our parent company was ordered to divide it's holdings into several satellite companies. This resulted in many smaller production entities with much smaller budgets. In June of 2003, it became necessary to hire new staff. Rodney "Rusty" Longbottom was one of those hired. His credentials appeared to be quite impressive, and he was given the job of producer/program director for one of our smaller studios, with the proviso that he would be promoted to a larger studio in due time. Rusty (left) took on all the responsibilities of creating the shows and the staff to produce them. Although he was working with a meager budget, he did an incredibly awful job. The show concepts were flat and uninteresting. He used "talent" that had little or no experience, and many of the people on staff had just been released from various prisons across the country. In short, he has produced meaningless garbage that cannot be aired on any network, let alone any children's network! However, in order to keep the parent company in business, the contracted segments must be aired somewhere! Thus, NotForKidsTV was born, and this is why this website exists. So now you know the whole story, or at least the story we're sticking to. Currently, we are trying to bring legal action against Rusty, but these things take time. That being said, we invite you to come in and see the kind of crap Rusty has produced, and that way you can judge for yourself. NotForKidsTV is now a members-only website THE WEBSITE: The website is provided free of charge, but you must register to use it. Registration is free, easy and quite satisfying, and as soon as you submit your registration, you will be emailed your username and password right away. THE PEOPLE: You can either watch the Episodes right away, or learn everything there is to know about the various hosts on the Bio's page. In fact, you can do whatever you want. Imagine that. THE POINT: Ok, there really is no point, other than we want to expose Rusty and hopefully bring him down hard, like a bag of hammers on a wet sack of potatoes.

This site, and all it's content, is purely fictitious and meant for entetainment purposes only.
Any resemblance to actual kid's shows and/or any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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